Sites That Leave a Mark
WHAT WE DO TO MAKE ’EM SCREAM
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Brand Identity
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SEO-Copy That Kills
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Web Design & Development
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AI That Automates the Madness
THEY SURVIVED… AND THRIVED
“I came for a killer website, and left with that and an AI automation that keeps my team on task and collects leads while we sleep. They're really killers at this stuff!”
— Douglas
“My website was terrifying, now it Kills!!”
— Marlene
“I just needed a better website, but they gave me a website that works hard so I don't have to. Thank you so much for transforming how we do our business.”
— Steve
Who’s Behind the Curtain?
We’re not monsters—just obsessive designers, developers, and marketers who live for results.
Contact UsHOW WE SLAY IT
Our cursedly simple 3-step process to build you a website that slays
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Chapter 1
Discovery Ritual
Tell us the type of website you desire…
👁️Chapter 2
IT Starts…
We begin to conjure your best nightmare.
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The Final Chapter
Launch
By the 7th Day**, your website is complete.
Choose Your Fate…
Our packages come with blood... and results.
Killer Website
SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized, requires minimal blood.
🩸 $1,500
Psycho Website
Fully-Custom Design, SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized, a little more blood.
🩸 $2,500
Maniac Website
Ecommerce Website, Fully-Custom Design, SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized. A massive amount of blood.
🩸 $3,500+
ADD ON
Slashers
AI Agents that capture leads, book appointments, and auto-respond on social.
🩸 +$750*
ADD ON
Hackers
AI Agents that Capture emails, track social behavior, re-target via email.
🩸 +$1,250*
ADD ON
Evil Genius
Comprehensive SEO Service for those hellbent on market domination.
🩸 +$1,500/mo*
*Does not include recurring fees.
**Not including Ecommerce sites.
LET’S BUILD A KILLER WEBSITE TOGETHER
Fill out the form, and let’s scare the begeezus out of your old website.
🩸 Warning: Our designs may cause increased leads, chills, and wide-eyed admiration.