Sites That Leave a Mark
WHAT WE DO TO MAKE ’EM SCREAM
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Brand Identity
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SEO-Copy That Kills
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Web Design & Development
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AI That Automates the Madness
THEY SURVIVED… AND THRIVED
“I came for a killer website, and left with that and an AI automation that keeps my team on task and collects leads while we sleep. They're really killers at this stuff!”
— Douglas
“My website was terrifying, now it Kills!!”
— Marlene
“I just needed a better website, but they gave me a website that works hard so I don't have to. Thank you so much for transforming how we do our business.”
— Steve
Who’s Behind the Curtain?
We’re not monsters—just obsessive designers, developers, and marketers who live for results.
Contact UsHOW WE SLAY IT
Our cursedly simple 3-step process to build you a website that slays
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Chapter 1
Discovery Ritual
Tell us the type of website you desire…
👁️Chapter 2
IT Starts…
We begin to conjure your best nightmare.
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The Final Chapter
Launch
By the 7th Day, your website is complete.
Choose Your Fate…
Our packages come with blood... and results.
Killer Website
SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized, requires minimal blood.
🩸 $1,500
Psycho Website
Fully-Custom Design, SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized, a little more blood.
🩸 $2,500
Maniac Website
Ecommerce Website, Fully-Custom Design, SEO Optimized, LLM Optimized. A massive amount of blood.
🩸 $3,500+
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Slashers
AI Agents that capture leads, book appointments, and auto-respond on social.
🩸 +$750*
ADD ON
Hackers
AI Agents that Capture emails, track social behavior, re-target via email.
🩸 +$1,250*
ADD ON
Evil Genius
Comprehensive SEO Service for those hellbent on market domination.
🩸 +$1,500/mo*
*Does not include recurring fees.
LET’S BUILD A KILLER WEBSITE TOGETHER
Fill out the form, and let’s scare the begeezus out of your old website.
🩸 Warning: Our designs may cause increased leads, chills, and wide-eyed admiration.